Podcast Show Notes — Episode 1 (March 17, 2014)

Will New Year’s Day fall on a weekend in the year 2063? If calendar reformer Moses Cotsworth had succeeded, anyone in the world could have answered that question instantly — any of us could name the day of the week on which any future date would fall, no matter how distant. In Episode 1 of the Futility Closet podcast, we examine Cotsworth’s plan and discover how it found a home inside one well-known American company.

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We also look at how an antique dollhouse offers a surprising window into 17th-century Dutch history, explore a curious puzzle in an Alfred Hitchcock film, and invite you to participate in the first Futility Closet Challenge.

In discussing where I find story ideas, I describe the origins of The Skeleton in the Bale, a March 9, 2014, post recounting the gruesome doings at an Alabama plantation during the Civil War.

Our main feature this week relates to Moses Cotsworth’s campaign to reform the calendar — see our February 2014 post for a look at the pleasingly uniform monthly calendar we’d all be using if he’d succeeded.

And here’s the World Calendar Association, which is still championing the reforms proposed by Elisabeth Achelis.

Our March 4 post on Elaine Diehl’s 600-pound dollhouse brought this comment from Daniël Hoek:

During their Golden Age, the Dutch were very fond of this stuff, expending enormous sums of money on elaborate doll houses:

http://www.rijksmuseum.nl/en/explore-the-collection/works-of-art/dolls-houses/objects#/BK-NM-1010,0

In the one linked to, every effort was made to make every trinket out of the same materials as its macroscopic equivalent. The plates are real porcelain imported from China, the paintings were commissioned from famous artists, the bookcase (the closed cupboard in the lower right) was filled with miniature books containing miniature stories, etc., etc. The cost of producing the thing vastly outstripped the cost of buying a real mansion in central Amsterdam.

He’s right — Jacob Appel painted Petronella Oortman’s elaborate dollhouse in 1710:

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Dollhouse_of_Petronella_Ortman_by_Jacob_Appel.jpg

And here’s a recent photograph:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/archeon/128526732/

Image: Flickr

A similarly elaborate dollhouse, completed in 1924 for Queen Mary, wife of George V, contains a tiny volume written by Arthur Conan Doyle, with the shortest Sherlock Holmes story ever written.

This week’s Futility Closet Challenge invites you to take a well-known phrase and change or remove one letter to make a memorable new phrase. Here are some more entries from the New York magazine competition that inspired it:

  • Love’s Labours Cost
  • Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds — and why?
  • What is so rare as a May in June?
  • Black as the pit from pole to pole / I thank whatever God may be / For my unconquerable soup.

Post your own entry below and we’re read our favorites on next week’s show.

Many thanks to Doug Ross for the music in this episode. You can subscribe to the Futility Closet podcast now on iTunes; the direct feed is here:

http://feedpress.me/futilitycloset

Next week we plan to discuss the hysteria that greeted the return of Halley’s comet in 1910; explore the fate of balloon-borne sheepdogs during the siege of Paris; and offer a new Futility Closet Challenge.

14 Responses to “Podcast Show Notes — Episode 1 (March 17, 2014)”

  1. Boon Leong Ng says:

    Killing me softly with his son.

  2. David says:

    The only thing we have to wear is fear itself.

  3. Tim H says:

    Very nice first podcast! Regarding the Hotel scene in Vertigo. I haven’t seen the movie, but could someone else have driven off in the car while Novak’s character simply moved from one room to another?

  4. Greg Ross says:

    Thanks, Tim. Unfortunately no — in the very next scene Stewart drives past her apartment building and we see her car parked in front. It’s a very brief shot, and it accomplishes nothing else but to establish that she went home. To my mind that makes the whole thing more confusing — Hitchcock seemed to understand that her disappearance might confuse the audience, but he never explains it.

  5. sam says:

    while my guitar gently weens

  6. Steve Martin says:

    Madam, I’m a ham.

  7. Tommy says:

    A nose by any other name would smell as sweet.

  8. Glenn says:

    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

  9. Josh says:

    Frankly my bear, I don’t give a damn.

  10. Alvin says:

    Hi Greg. Just wanted to say that I think your website is great and that I really enjoyed listening to this podcast! As for the Futility Closet challenge, here is one that I came up with: Don’t judge a book by its lover.

  11. Nice start to the podcast! My contributing to the challenge is a supposed headline:

    Justin Bieber’s next song predicted to be hit

  12. Tim Oden says:

    Greg,

    If we’re limited to one entry, consider mine the first listed below—which started a theme in dire need of a quick “end”!

    Carpe diet!

    The road to Hell is paved with food intentions.

    The ends justifies the meals.

    Moderation in all thighs.

    Time heals all pounds.

    Nothing dentured, nothing gained.

    Good feces make good neighbors.

    LEFTOVERS:

    Hippy days are here again!

    Strike while the irony is hot.

    Happiness is a wart gun.

  13. Dave K says:

    * A fool and his money are soon partied.
    * All’s flair in love and war.
    * The best plaid plans of mice and men often go awry.
    * A penny saved is a penny, darned!

  14. What doesn’t kill you makes you stranger.

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